So during a long train ride I was talking to a friend about thought processes. Being a good friend, he let me into his mind for awhile and explained how it worked.
He would start with a random thought e.g. “It looks like it’s going to rain” and pick up on a key word, like “rain”. From then another thought would spring up around that word e.g. “rain smells nice”. This continued in the following (disturbing) manner:
“Apparently pregnant women have a strong sense of smell”
“How do pregnant women carry an entire baby inside them?”
“Oh god imagine having twins”
“I loved the movie Twins when I was little”
“I wonder what good movies are out?”
“Actually I don’t want to go all the way to the cinemas. It looks like it’s going to rain”
And that, kids, is why you should stay in school.